Did you know that you could die?
Yes, ladies and gentlemen you could indeed die from getting your wisdom teeth taken out. You could in fact:
- bleed to death
- die from anesthesia
- die from infection
- or just plain drop dead for no reason what so ever.
So as you can imagine, I am looking to the day when I get my wisdom teeth removed with distress, depression, and possibly deathly...ness. And in fact I will be getting them removed this Tuesday at approximately 9:30 am. All five of them. No that is not a typo. My mutant mouth has five wisdom teeth. But, as my friend Courtney pointed out, that might just mean that I'm very wise.
I just wanna live through the surgery.
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